(in the bathtub)
Colson: Is that my bottom right there?
C: Is that a hole right there?
KA: Yes, and don't touch it, please.
C: Is that a hole right there, where the poop lives?
KA: Yes, Colson, that's where the poop lives. Did you hear me!?! Don't touch it!
KA: Colson, no, you don't try to pick up your brother.
Colson: yeah, that's only for womenses.